diff --git a/config.def.h b/config.def.h
index e919edf..04d99e1 100644
--- a/config.def.h
+++ b/config.def.h
@@ -18,4 +18,5 @@
 #define ABOUT_HTML "<h2>Welcome to this website</h2>"
 #define NAME "a website"
 #define IS_HTML5_VIDEO_ENABLED 0
+#define CONTACT_ADDRESS "contact@amotherfuckingwebsite.com"
 /* clang-format on */
diff --git a/main.c b/main.c
index acbb919..90c1d69 100644
--- a/main.c
+++ b/main.c
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@
 #include "config.h"
 
 /*
-Copyright (c) 2021 Derek Stevens
+Copyright (c) 2021 Iris Lightshard
 Copyright (c) 2021 Devine Lu Linvega
 
 Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
@@ -54,6 +54,12 @@ int error(char* msg, char* val) {
   return 0;
 }
 
+void clearstr(char* s) {
+  while (*s) {
+    *s++ = 0;
+  }
+}
+
 time_t getlater(time_t a, time_t b) { return a > b ? a : b; }
 
 int ismetanav(char* name) { return scmp(name, "meta.nav"); }
@@ -75,7 +81,7 @@ int gettwtxt(FILE* f) {
   char datebuf[16] = {0};
   char msgbuf[240] = {0};
   char urlbuf[256] = {0};
-  char *l, *d, *m, *u;
+  char* l;
   FILE* twtxt = fopen(SITEROOT TWTXT, "r");
 
   scat(buf, "<div id='twtxtFeed'><h2>recent activity</h2>\n<table>\n");
@@ -121,18 +127,9 @@ int gettwtxt(FILE* f) {
         scat(buf, msgbuf);
       }
       scat(buf, "</td></tr>\n");
-      d = datebuf;
-      while (*d) {
-        *d++ = 0;
-      }
-      m = msgbuf;
-      while (*m) {
-        *m++ = 0;
-      }
-      u = urlbuf;
-      while (*u) {
-        *u++ = 0;
-      }
+      clearstr(datebuf);
+      clearstr(msgbuf);
+      clearstr(urlbuf);
       i++;
     }
     fclose(twtxt);
@@ -539,6 +536,139 @@ int fpblock(FILE* f, char* s) {
   return 1;
 }
 
+int fppiclisting(FILE* f, Lexicon* l, char* s) {
+  char desc[1024] = {0};
+  char href[1024] = {0};
+  char img[1024] = {0};
+  char metaimg[1024] = {0};
+  int target = 0;
+
+  char* c = s;
+  int i = 0;
+  while (i < 2) {
+    if (*c == '|' || !(*c)) {
+      i++;
+      c++;
+      continue;
+    }
+    switch (i) {
+      case 0:
+        ccat(desc, *c++);
+        break;
+      case 1:
+        ccat(img, *c++);
+        break;
+    }
+  }
+  scpy(desc, href, slen(desc) + 1);
+  scsw(stlc(href), ' ', '_');
+  scat(metaimg, href);
+  scat(metaimg, "|/");
+  scat(metaimg, href);
+  scat(metaimg, ".html|");
+  scat(metaimg, img);
+  scat(metaimg, desc);
+
+  fputs("<li>", f);
+  fphimg(f, metaimg);
+  target = findf(l, desc);
+  if (target < 0) {
+    return error("Missing link", s);
+  }
+
+  fprintf(f, "<a href='/%s.html' class='local'>", scsw(stlc(desc), ' ', '_'));
+  fprintf(f, "%s</a>", scsw(stlc(desc), '_', ' '));
+  l->refs[target]++;
+  fputs("</li>", f);
+  return 1;
+}
+
+int fpshop(FILE* f, Lexicon* l, char* s) {
+
+  char paylink[1024] = {0};
+  char desc[1024] = {0};
+
+  char img[1024] = {0};
+  char alt[1024] = {0};
+
+  char metaimg[1024] = {0};
+  char imgcountbuf[12] = {0};
+  int imgcount = 0;
+
+  char* c = s;
+
+  int i = 0;
+
+  while (i < 2) {
+    if (*c == '|' || !(*c)) {
+      i++;
+      c++;
+      continue;
+    }
+    switch (i) {
+      case 0:
+        ccat(paylink, *c++);
+        break;
+      case 1:
+        ccat(desc, *c++);
+        break;
+    }
+  }
+
+  fputs("<div class='product'><div class='product-imgs'>", f);
+
+  for (;;) {
+
+    if (*c == '|' || !(*c)) {
+      if (i % 2 == 0) {
+        clearstr(metaimg);
+        sprintf(imgcountbuf, "%d", ++imgcount);
+        scat(metaimg, "img");
+        scat(metaimg, imgcountbuf);
+        scat(metaimg, "|");
+        scat(metaimg, img);
+        scat(metaimg, "|");
+      } else {
+        scat(metaimg, alt);
+
+        fpimg(f, metaimg);
+
+        clearstr(imgcountbuf);
+        clearstr(img);
+        clearstr(alt);
+      }
+
+      if (!(*c)) {
+        if (i % 2 == 0) {
+          return error("Needs even number of args", s);
+        } else {
+          break;
+        }
+      }
+
+      i++;
+      c++;
+      continue;
+    }
+    if (i % 2 == 0) {
+      ccat(img, *c++);
+    } else {
+      ccat(alt, *c++);
+    }
+  }
+
+  fputs("</div>", f);
+
+  fppara(f, l, desc);
+  fprintf(
+    f,
+    "<div class='cta'><a href='%s'>purchase</a><a href='mailto:" CONTACT_ADDRESS
+    "'>inquire</a></div>",
+    paylink);
+  fputs("</div>", f);
+  return 1;
+}
+
 int fptemplate(FILE* f, Lexicon* l, char* s) {
   int target = 0;
   switch (s[0]) {
@@ -594,6 +724,10 @@ int fptemplate(FILE* f, Lexicon* l, char* s) {
       return fpsans(f, l, s + 1);
     case ')':
       return fpserif(f, l, s + 1);
+    case '%':
+      return fppiclisting(f, l, s + 1);
+    case '^':
+      return fpshop(f, l, s + 1);
   }
   if (s[0]) {
     target = findf(l, s);